An Egoraptor in it’s natural enviornment
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
Some professors push more than pencils on their jobs :’B
Professor Birch showing you damn whippersnappers how to catch Pokemon FOR SCIENCE.
The man isn’t built like a damn bear for nothing.
No Pokeball? No problem.
"Now she’s really mad folks. Those jaws could tear my head clean off if I’m not careful."
[breaks through a thousand doors] DID SOMEBODY SAY CAPTAIN AMERICA
Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”
Me: “What lights do you see on it?”
Client: “None. No lights.”
Me: “Plug it in.”
Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”
Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”
Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”
Me: “That’s normal for—”
Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”